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Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...

Bella: What a stupid lamb

Edward: What a sick, masochistic lion.

I should remind you that the premiere of Twilight is five days from now. (OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG) Please come early for the tickets. Attendance is compulsory for all Edward Cullen’s fans. For those of you that have obtained their “I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN” t-shirt, please wear them on the day of the premiere. No vampires costumes please, Halloween was a month ago.


p.s. Phone is turned off for the weekend people! Do not text me. Do not call me. Thank you very much for your continuous support.

p.s.s. However, I should be available through my house phone for bitching services and please do not hesitate on updating me with your latest concentrated juice.