I found this on a street fashion blog. You have no idea how much this scares me. I might just have nightmares.
I always thought I'd found myself when I get here. After four months, I have discovered many mysteries hiding beneath me. They're just, um physical. ONE. I am allergic to crustaceans. No more shrimps, crabs, lobsters or anything similar after the Outback incident. (Man, that was one of the most hysterical nights of my life. Seriously a fire truck?) and most recently. TWO. I have pollen allergy. (Weeee, so much for soul-searching) This explains the runny nose and the stinging headache. Really?
And I'm off tennis for a couple of days. Sprained my knee. Hahahaha. I really am a magnet for troubles.
Private joke of the day
Eve: We need another guy for the dinner party.
Me: I can bring my boyfriend over.
Eve: -_-'
Me: What?
You don't get it? Well, it is a private joke.

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