Hell tick Day

Today.

Running around in the rain trying to persuade teachers to add my GERKO marks. Sik tauk malu. Dahlah my trials only 2A. Rasa mok mati.

“Gametes can get married kah? They can only unite lah. Kawen kawen kawen kawen kawen  kawen.”

Bio teacher

Seriously. She’s losing it. Mr. Sperm and Ms. Ovum have pre-marital offsprings. Shame… I wonder what’s Zygote’s last name. Baby Zygote O. Sperm?

Digested food: Last night’s coffee, BK’s double cheeseburger (illy nadiya) and hot milo.

“What are you doing?”
“I’m heating my burger”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The many ways to heat your burger.

1. Rub your hands and transfer the heat onto your burger. Repeat continuously.
2. Place your burger on your tummy. Patience is key.
3. Direct sunlight exposure.
4. Exothermic reaction.
5. Stand on the table to reach for the lights on the ceiling. Heat your burger. Yellow bulbs works best. (not recommended for self proclaimed environmentalists and eco warriors)
6. When everything else fails, deal with it and laugh with friends.

And oh Lii, I went to Chong Lin to get the headphones (and files, and paperclips, and staples, and papers). Talked to the guy you have a thing for. Coughcoughcough. WE COMMUNICATE.