Bitchings

First of all you may wonder who is this rude *******?
I would say if she’s a girl. I’m sure she’s a bitch.
If he’s a guy, then yeah he’s soo gay.

Dear librarian,
I know I would have some feelings for you since the very first notice you posted on the ugly wooden doors of the library. I’m sorry I asked the wind to blow away the previous notices. I’m sure you took forever looking for the right words and vocabulary.

I went to Timbuktu once, so don’t mind showing off the map and btw, I rock my geography.


XOXO