Funny Green Alternatives

It's a stupid morning and I'm unhappy and feeling a bit bitchy, so might as well write a funny post. I hope it's funny.

I've been reading and these are the stupidest, funniest things to do to go green.

STOP BREATHING!!!
We produce at least 450 litres of CO2 per day. And that's like 0.3285 tonnes a year. And multiply that by 6.5 billion humans. Yeah, I think you get what I mean.

PEE OUTSIDE.
Pee on plants and ta-dah! You have a natural fertilizer.

If it's yellow, let it....
:D Get it? Hahahahahaha.




I'll update on more tips when my brain is working.