This is why im fat.

Hello. Before I start writing about stuff I shouldn't be writing, let's just say I'm not myself right now and I'm not sober. So yeah whatever, I have an excuse. If you just have to blame someone, you can just blame coffee. I guess we just have to blame something right? (Some people just don't get sarcasm, so its ok.)

I seriously think someone put extra shots in my coffee. : O I mean I just took a Venti size cup and this feels like those nights when you're really depressed and you take pills to make you sleep and you got this major headache and you're not yourself and you just talk then laugh hysterically in the middle of a conversation or if you're unlucky you might be in a hospital and people you love are crying cause they think you're probably be dead by now. Err, yeah.

I don't really have any new year's resolution in my head right now and the only thing I can think of is collecting more Starbucks stickers to get that awesome daily planner.

Ok ok fine, I'll just ask someone to hit me on the head real hard!!!
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Ouch! OK Sara's back. :)

p.s. Entertain me my dear prince, just like old times. Do you even remember?